What if...?

"What if...?" is a question many people ask. In fact, it is so popular that I'm pretty sure you have even used it. But in CandyConfetti's Random Blog, "What if...?" is a question game played by two or more people. It goes like this: One person has to pick a subject to ask about, such as food. For example, a question that involves food might ask, "What if a lunch lady gave me a cheeseburger with no cheese, even though a cheeseburger is supposed to have cheese in it?" Or, you can even be as specific as you can, such as, "What if someone drops a cheeseburger out their apartment window and it lands on my head?" Then, the opposite person or people have to answer that question as silly as possible.
If you had asked me, "What if someone drops a cheeseburger out their apartment window and it lands on my head?", then I would have answered, "Then you will either be swarmed by flies, birds, and other creatures (including humans, tee hee) who want to take a bite out of your precious head, or be humiliated by people around you who saw the disgusting fall and that mayonnaise dripping out of your hair."
Some rules to the game are: All the questions have to start with "What if...?" and all the answers have to be as hilarious as they can be, but really, please don't hurt the other people's feelings in your answers. Also, remember to take turns with your friends!!  ^o^ Have fun!